Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Two Quick New Ones

I have better ways to spend the few extra minutes that I have............but that doesn't see to stop me.

If a local teenager, decides to pull off a prank, by hanging up "zucchini festival" and the festival goes off with out a hitch, you might be on Utah.

If while at the festival, you here an old man say, "this is the best Zucchini festival we have had in twenty years", you might be in Utah.

Happy Valentine's Day - Boyd

Sunday, February 10, 2008

You might be in Utah and Unfinished Business!


How about a couple more "Utah" jokes.

If you are sitting at a restaurant and the man in the next both starts to complain, "I'm fifty years old, and only have one grandchild", you might be in Utah.

If you go to a drug rehab clinic, to visit a friend, and find out that he is staying in the Diet Coke wing, you might be in Utah.

Had enough? Well until some one tells me to stop, I will probably just keep them coming.

Unfinished business; After hearing of the passing of the Prophet, Gordon B. Hinckley, I felt such great joy. That week I had a tough time holding back the happiness that I felt. Every time I thought about his passing, in my mind, I heard the words "Welcome home, my good and faithful servant".

In contrast, one of my fellow workers, lost a Sister, that same weekend. She was young and left two kids behind. There was much sorrow that week, at work, even though not many of us know his Sister. Unlike most places, to work, in Utah, my job has few other members of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latterday Saints.